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Oh, clients…
Me: Ok, well if you want this project under the specified size, you’ll have to change some fonts. Come up with one or two that we can remove from the project, and the file should come in under target just fine.
Client: Ok, that sounds fine.
*client goes away for 30 minutes, deliberates, comes back*
Client: So let’s see… well we’ll keep this font the same, and.. uh… this font the same, and uh… this font… we’ll change this to the same font as it already is, so I guess we’ll just keep it the same. And then we can just keep this last font the same as it already is. Will that work?
Forehead, meet desk. Desk, forehead.
