XENU, XENU, POWERFUL SOVEREIGN LORD

…you rule over the universe with a sharp and mighty sword…

Walked down Yonge on Saturday and an old, scruffy looking Scientologist was hanging around the CoS building south of Bloor, offering the usual: “Get your stress test!”

As we passed, he reached out and asked: “Would you like a free stress test?”

Me: “No thanks, I already have enough thee-tans, thank you!”

He stepped back for a second, regrouped, and then suddenly angry, barked back: “It’s ‘thetans’, get it right! Hah! You can’t even pronounce it, shows what you know!”

So I stopped. And I returned: “Hmm, you sound kinda angry! You need to lock that down, maybe get that shit audited!”

“Though really, you just shouldn’t be talking to SP’s, don’t want to get into that PTS territory, right?”

And I smiled and walked off.

Of course, he just continued shouting at me that I don’t know a single damn thing, so nothing was resolved, but hey — you can’t win ‘em all. :)

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